snuck out of the house last night.
forgot my keys in the doorknob.
Grandma found it.
told motherbird.
motherbird didn’t call me for lunch.
It is past noon
She hasn’t confronted me yet.
welp.
- Me:
*trips up the stairs* help I've fallen and I can't get up.
- My sisters' friend:
well get life alert because I'm not helping you.
- Me:
wow you're so nice. *gets up* thanks for the help
- My sister:
*pushes me down the stairs*
And I don’t mean with my friends and their boyfriends.
I mean just with my friends.
I think that I can actually do considering the fact that nobody wants to date me anyways.
I can’t find the GIFs before this one…
But I remember laughing my ass off the first time I heard it.
And then I have one more Avengers joke…
not much of jokes but whatever…
Directioners make the greatest memes… I can’t decide….
[oh geez. this is why I don’t normally do Challenges, I keep forgetting…]
I absolutely LOVE Steve.
Well first there’s Spoby:
and then there’s Payzer:
